With Phase 2 easing of our circuit breaker, we know everyone is bloody excited (or maybe not) about eating in shields and there has been questions on how to eat with our masks in restaurants.
In celebration of the new phase of our lives, see if you know what is the only star in our Singapore Flag that isn’t mentioned in Singapore’s National Pledge? (Confirm you also donno what the 5 stars means)
A) Justice B) Peace C) Progress D) Religion E) Chicken Rice
Answer in comments below and a lucky winner will win a Phase 3 Face Mask with mouth opening for dining prepared by Singlish GRC. (Update: We see people eating without mask, so we will be putting the masks into our treasury for future circuit breakers)
Introduction to Mandarin and Dialects (Variations of Chinese Language/Mandarin in Singlish.
Complete this video exercise and answer the following questions.
In “Starting” 到現在(till date)， ‘starting’ is a verb used in replacement of proper english… (a) ”From the beginning until“ (b) “Since the beginning until” (c) “From then”
“亂亂” is best described as (a) any how (b) messy messy (c) disregardlessly
Dua-Kang in general usage of Singlish shall be used on (a) An individual with a big rectum (b) Someone who is bragging or being significantly dishonest (c) A hole on the street
This season, many of us are very tired slogging all day at home doing nothing, can? A revolution of mums have come together and say that their tummy used to be so big nows smaller mean their backs are more pain and it is only fair Gahmen give them exception to have special massage at home.
Introducing the latest Singlish Singapore Safe Distancing Therapy Massage.
We understand hor, safety is very important lor, and so we put money to buy the most advanced technique and Gahmen approved technology that we confirm you become healthy and no more tension after so many months at home. We know chaogeng like you are working is hard work and cannot let boss catch also.
Some more the poor mother who give birth already wait so long for gahmen to give them some love and special massage at home, these aunties have been waiting forever for special privilege lor.
But hor, because this one need special complex procedure from highly trained staff (we give them special clothing to protect you and them and wah that one wear need 2 hours can) , so only 2 appointment a day ok?
Only for now, we are offering special promotion package, only SGD 899 per hour. All the mother who give birth can also use the Government 25th special support package with 10 coupons for us to do in your home.
Credits: Impulse Sport Therapeutics – West Vancouver
… we are a satire site, on Singlish can?
Lesson 1:
Place your answers for this exercise, refer to the article above in answering your questions in the comments. You will be graded with the right answers when we achieve a million visitors.
a) List all of the words that do not belong to the Cambridge or Oxford English Dictionary or is used in a context seemingly differently from both dictionaries. (Excluding terms Hor and Can as mentioned in question (c) )
b) Explain the meaning of Gahmen in 3 alphabets
c) Definitions of Singlish Terms :
Define the meaning of Hor and Can and the instances they apply, how they are used, along with examples of how they are instead phrased in British English. (You may provide several answers and each correct answer will be awared one point)
The student with the most correct answers by 2025 will earn a 10,000 Singlish Points, sufficient to redeem a face mask from PAP (Giveaway Clue).
In proper British English, when someone asks “How are you doing?” – if you are feeling positive, which of the following is wrong? Share your thoughts by submitting them in the comments. box.
